Funny Video Game Jokes for Gamer

You like playing game, I quite sure that you are sense of humor too. Let’s read hilarious short jokes funny about video game below and make more fun for you hobby.

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Funny Video Game Jokes

1. My favorite game is Grand Theft Auto, you can do virtually anything.

I was able to experience raping a child, robbing a charity shop and killing a Jew with my steel crowbar.

Then I went home to play Grand Theft Auto.


2. My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”


3. You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.


4. Me and my friend were talking about Call of Duty earlier and he said, “I bet Hitler would have been a better player than you ever will.”

Confused, I asked him why.

He replied, “Well, because he’s got a kill-to-death ratio of 6 million to 1.”


5. Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.

He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.

Although, on the plus side, if he hadn’t have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War


6. Dating a single mother:

It’s like continuing from somebody else’s saved game.


7. A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism.

I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”


8. Describe your sex life using pokemon moves

Mine;

Leer Flash Harden…but it failed Withdraw Sleep


9. My smartass 14-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates.

I finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds, before proudly exclaiming, “Who’s your Daddy?”

He replied, “Mum says it was probably the milkman.”

The little bastard.


10. Q:WHERE DOES SPIRIT BREAKER GO PEE???

A:THE BARATHRUM


11. Lina is red CM is blue Don’t take my farm Cyka fuck you.


12. Q: Whats the river’s name in dota?

A:I’m pretty sure it’s The River Fag. I’ve been told I few times ‘don’t cross the river fag’


13. Yo momma is so fat, when Rubick tried to steal a spell from her all he got was diabetes.


14. Spirit breaker would make a horrible salesman.

Because he’d charge too much.


15. Your mom is so dumb, if silencer kills her, he loses int.


16. Yo mama so fat, the chat wheel can’t decide on which lane she is.


17. Yo mama so fat, that when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he has vision all over the map.


18. Yo mama so fat, if Naix infests her it takes him ten minutes to get back out.


19. What’s Tidehunter’s least favorite game?

Command and Kunkka


20. So. Ursa walks into Roshan’s den and says, “Roshan, I haven’t seen you in Aegis!”

See more short funny jokes and open your mouth when you play your favourite game. Have a good time!

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